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Total Tosser

Somebody who abuses or tries to destroy any form of kindness, love, admiration, friendship, generosity or patience from you towards another human being.

A cheat liar or scammer that plays around and is unfaithful or somebody that has no feelings for anybody other than themselves.

A company that offers you a product that is either not fit for purpose or a service that is below expected standards or a cap wearing gold badge chasing employee who thinks the buck stops there.

It could simply be a partner who has treated you so badly that they do not deserve a piece of your heart or a company that refuses to accept they are in the wrong and try everything within their powers to stop you achieving satisfaction.
by totaltossers.com October 10, 2012
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totally randie

Totally Randie is beautiful and thick thick
by Mezzo December 13, 2021
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totaled

when the pimply faced boy gets drunk and crashes his parents car until you can never have seent that it was a fucking buick
he totaled the car and his dad killed him.
by asian September 8, 2003
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Totally tater tot

When you want to call someone cool, rad, swaggy but since tater tots are all of these things it’s an even bigger compliment. Thank us later. If you want to return the compliment, say “tots to you too!” It’s a real cool kid term.
by Neckyourself👌🏻 June 12, 2018
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A total whitney

To thrash ones self with a battery operated sex toy until you passed out, the batteries die or loses charge and you wake up with it still in you.
"I was so tired,
I pulled a total Whitney last night"
by Thatcroweater October 27, 2022
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Total Baller

An Ashlee that buys a total badass car to represent in her hood
OMG, did you hear Ashlee just bought a Lexus? Total Baller.
by FullySickDato December 6, 2021
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for totallys

To express complete agreement.

Easily abbreviated to "FT" for text messages.
Chad: Are you going to Mitchell's party?
Lilly: For totallys.
by Freenachos December 1, 2007
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