Top Gun Sequel

A turd, a piece of shit. So named because even though no such sequel exists, there is no possible way to make this film without said film being a piece of shit.

"Hold on a minute, I'm working on a Top Gun sequel"

by Tito Rigatoni December 15, 2011

Top Gunning

The act of going to a girl's/guy's house, for the first time, for a date, and immediately asking to use the shower upon arrival.

Bro that beach volley ball game was sick! I'm totally top gunning it when I get to this girl's house.

by Khous655 January 10, 2014

Top Gear

A BBC Two car talk show consisting of car tests, reviews, put-downs, bad jokes, and fast cars. It was at its peak when presented by Richard Hammond, James May, and Jeremy Clarkson from 2002-2015. The current rendition of the show is a terrible joke.

“Hey, do you like that show Top Gear?”
“Which one, with the funny assholes or the losers?”

by gymshorts2tight May 2, 2021

Top Loader

when some one rolls a joint to pass round and puts all the weed at the top so he gets most off it to them self.also known as a rackley

tonys such a top loader putting all the weed at his end

by antonio ranklif January 21, 2010

Top Hat

verb. a literal or figurative covering up of something bad or shameful as if nothing ever happened. To conceal something in hopes that it will go away on its own. To hide from public view and scrutiny.

The BP Oil and Haliburton executives have decided to Top Hat the 200,000 gallon per day oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.

by Theryl McCoy y May 27, 2010

Top Form

Verb: To be on top form
The act of being at the peak of awesomeness at any one time
usually indicated to someone else on top form by a salute
you have to be drunk as to be on top form

Fuckin aye im on top form!!

by manbridge December 23, 2010

top 1%

Used to describe the ultra-rich in America in the context of income and wealth disparity. First Used by Phil Davis of Philstockworld.com, who points out the vast difference between the top 1% and the bottom 99%, a mantle that was later taken up by the Occupy Wall Street movement.

The top 1% are the only ones benefiting from the current economic expansion.

by Philstockworld November 21, 2014