Top Balls

Top balls is when something is of high quality. It's the opposite of when you would sigh "oh balls" in disgust.
I've done so much for this guy. He owes me. His gift had better be Top Balls.
by flapjackfaceslap December 02, 2016
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top out

"she (car) top out at 130"
by eugeneka May 19, 2014
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Top Cuh

Top Cuh is used to describe the most powerful and intimidating person you have ever seen. The Top Cuh is usually 6'10 and 350 lbs. of pure, chiseled muscle. The Top Cuh is almost always related to street politics and is usually the gang's leader or highest-ranking member.
Wannabe Gangster: " Yo, you see that dude over there? We should jump him."
Real Gangster: "Are you special needs? That's Top Cuh, we don't need those problems in our lives."
by April 28, 2022
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Jizz Topping

Decorating a dessert with cum - usually a man's. See Oil Glazing for when it's a woman's
Her cake was rather bland till he applied some jizz topping to it.
by MeLicksalot November 11, 2014
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bloody tops

I loved Kill Bill; it's bloody tops!
by Chellos September 06, 2007
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Flat topping

The act of ejaculating on another mans pillow after having sexual relations with his significant other.
Man: Why is my pillow case hard
Wife: Oh your friend stopped by and said he left you a flat topping.
by 1516forya February 27, 2018
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Carrot Top

Someone who has orange hair, creates the term '40 for a half.' and dislikes meal vouchers to give as gifts .. like to pretend they are loaded but proper skint. Is a mummies boy through and through and crys many times when his mum doesn't give him a kiss and cuddle before bedtime. Also likes to disrespect woman and has a dick like a frankfurter.
by Marmite332 November 26, 2022
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