hens with ties 

A codeword for hentai. You say it so your friends or parents don't know that you watch an anime teenager plow his little sister. Also how does every teenager male have a six pack? I mean come on...

"Hey dude, lets watch hens with ties!" "Oh god no... not him..."

hens with ties by Prince_Kijigo May 25, 2017

National wasted my time day (Oct. 6)

A day to remember all the mfs who wasted yo time

National wasted my time day (oct. 6): a day to remember all of the mfs who wasted your time!
Her: hi I haven’t seen you in so long

Him: I was just thinking of you
Her: really *blushing*
Him: yeah I thought of you on National wasted my time day

National wasted my time day (Oct. 6) by Magoozel October 6, 2021

bebe time 

commonly used as an excuse, a period wherein an individual is restrained from participating in a particular conversation/recreation due to the time being occupied by the infamous "bebe".

"Sorry, mamaya nalang ako, bebe time pa kasi."

bebe time by phalaris the fish December 5, 2020

from time 

way of sayin for a long time, since way back
been gettin money from time
been a gangsta from time
dem man been grindin from time

been gettin money from time
been a gangsta from time
dem man been grindin from time

from time by Molly Mike September 22, 2013

Dutch Timebomb 

The act of standing amongst a group of people, breaking wind silently and then walking away, so by the time the smell hits the crowd you are out of sight and therefore beyond suspicion.

"Yeah that conversation was fucking boring, so I left them a Dutch Timebomb and bailed."

Dutch Timebomb by Ali bongo January 18, 2010

Estimated Time of Carrival 

The estimated time for one person to get from point A to B in a car.

Yeah, my estimated time of carrival is three minutes.

"Alright Matt said he'll pick us up in ten minutes."
"Matt? Are you serious? He has terrible ETC."

Estimated Time of Carrival by Blaze Poland September 28, 2009

titanic for the first time 

harry styles once tweeted: “everyone has a titanic for the first time face” after the tour bus pictures were leaked. in conclusion, larry is real<3

everyone has a titanic for the first time face

titanic for the first time by tpwkyoufookinloosah August 31, 2020