Thong

Butt Flosser. A permanent wedgie that seems to be sexy by men.

“Damn, Lana’s thong is sexy as hell.”

“This thong might as well be a butt flosser.”

by kweenbee3 January 2, 2019

theoneitus

An incurable disease where the patient cannot picture themselves dating anyone but “the one” and cannot get over the fact that they don’t want them back. Usually leads to death, but sometimes the disease passes peacefully without much damage.

Timmy: Damn, Robbie has been fantasizing about dating that girl for years.
John: He just can’t seem to get over the fact that she doesn’t like him back. Must be theoneitus.

by SphincterPinched January 11, 2019

Thmokie

Thmokie thmokie thmokster

A dude that loves smoking
Like Adib

Let’s go thmokie

by Thmokie March 20, 2019

Thongstress

Entertainer Supposedly famous for singing, but really only known for sexual escapades

Man, what happened to Christina Aguilera, she used to be good, now she's just a thongstress.

by Javrel May 5, 2019

thong thursday

a day were gay men where thongs and give lap dances to buzzfeed feminist

wow im so ready for thong thursday

by papi blueface June 3, 2019

Thong

1. A cheap rubber sandal, often stereotyped to be used by Australians.

2. An expensive type of underwear that wedges its way up one’s buttcheeks and still conceals their vagina.

1. On the hot Australian beach, Steven wore thongs.

2. Kim wore the thong to impress her boyfriend one day.

by Candinator June 4, 2019

thongsombut

A thongsombut is a term used to describe a type of person who enjoys wearing only thongs and nothing else as clothing.

Hey man, look at that thongsombut! She crazy to be dressing like that.

by Taylor anshift June 14, 2019