Third world crouch

A common stance used by patrons of public restrooms where there are no toilets found, but only holes in the ground. Typically found in most Asian and African countries.

How did you enjoy your trip to China?

Alright, except that third world crouch I had to do in the public bathrooms did a number on my knees.

by ohhman327 March 11, 2011

third party vibe

when two people are vibing and the third person automatically vibes with them based on vibes

"i wanna third party vibe with you guys! i love your energy."

by s4gan June 26, 2021

third hand smoke

The nearly invisible, faint smoke breathed out by a person who just inhaled the smoke from another person's cigarette (see second hand smoke), which is then breathed in by another person near them. What that final person then breathes out could technically be considered fourth hand smoke if inhaled by yet another person, but scientists are still debating on how harmful, if at all, fourth hand smoke is.

Steve: "Hey sweet thang, my aunt just died of lung cancer."
Jennie: "Ohhhh, that's so sad. Too many kools?"
Steve: "Nah, fucking third hand smoke. That shit's deadly when you're 90."

by Thizzcobar August 14, 2010

third times the charm

Something you should never say to Germany.

Seriously, dont tell him that third times the charm.

by buddy retard July 5, 2020

the devil's third nut

When you line up three shots of alcohol and take them immediately following one another. There must be one shot of vodka, one shot of rum, and one shot of whiskey for this group of shots to appropriately be called "the devil's third nut". The shots serve as a metaphor for Lucifer's three testicles.

Friday night was the worst... I started off with the Devil's Third Nut at nine o'clock and I was already trashed.

by Melanie Sacks April 5, 2017

Jacob's Third Law

Men are always right, women are always wrong.

Felice says Thomas is yellow, Thomas says he's not.

According to Jacob's Third Law (by Jacob, who was also a man) Thomas is right, he is not yellow

by William717 April 8, 2009

give the third ear

(verb) to have a polite conversation with someone who is trying very hard to socialize with you

when a person with asperger's syndrome tries to talk to you about his interests, you will most likely give the third ear

when a woman is afraid to be a bitch, she will give a guy the third ear

by Vitaman J June 7, 2011