Met this girl last night with great tits but she had a Texas Spread. Her boobs were so far apart from each other.
by KrugerFC June 14, 2022
Get the Texas Spreadmug. The act of spreading your butt cheeks, puckering, and often expressing small amounts of feces out of your anus for the boys. Not to be confused with "Pink Spread" in which one boof' 2C-B.
by (Br)(ad) November 29, 2024
Get the Brown Spreadmug. A french spread is a delightful assortment of cheeses arrayed on the inner thigh of a person. This spread must be picked up via the tongue, and the plate must be licked clean when the cheese is finished.
by theevanshow December 2, 2014
Get the french spreadmug. A Burgerville Spread occurs when two people are Eiffel Towering another person. One of the two must pull out and ejaculate on the back of the middle person while the other urinates on them. After the fluids are present on the person’s back, the two others must use their penises to mix the two fluids, completing the Burgerville Spread.
by Dr. Gorilla MD September 14, 2022
Get the Burgerville Spreadmug. by Nosluts0187 February 20, 2018
Get the Spread like Jiffmug. Dude, I had to tap a kidney but someone left a bowl winder in the loo so I went out on her porch and wet the spread.
by chickenbeak October 22, 2010
Get the wet the spreadmug. Early morning need for a man to stretch and pull on his nut sack. This sometimes result in a moist/warm nut sack looking like a web being spread apart...hence Spread the Web
by Captain Duder April 19, 2012
Get the Spread the Webmug.