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Load monger

A finance manager that will do anything for a deal including mongering loads
Dmitry is a real load monger

Monger monger monger
by Bgecko January 26, 2017
mugGet the Load mongermug.

load zapper

A woman that you have sex with when you don't want to have a serious relationship.
I was sick of jerking off so I got a load zapper.
by Jimi Digital February 17, 2023
mugGet the load zappermug.

Z-Load

1. The least of the last when considering male hierarchy. I.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude,….incel, Z-Load.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaks from a failed condom causing accidental pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using only basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.
Could that guy be any more cringe? I know, he’s such a Z-Load!
by Smoovemattyb May 12, 2023
mugGet the Z-Loadmug.

loaded cart

When a person passes cum out of their ass during a fart.
Hours after my boyfriend dropped his load in my ass, I totally carted in my panties. He gave me a loaded cart.
by Bloodstaingirl June 22, 2016
mugGet the loaded cartmug.

a dick load

I just robbed a servo n and piss bolted with a dick load of cash
by dick load September 21, 2016
mugGet the a dick loadmug.

Bored Load

The result of a male masturbating out of boredom.
I had nothing to do last night, so I knocked off a bored load.
by Theronai February 27, 2011
mugGet the Bored Loadmug.

hit load

" All he wants are hit loads. He doesn't even want your name."
by SeamusTwysted September 3, 2017
mugGet the hit loadmug.

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