Tesla

A term coined by Minneapolis rapper Swank King used to describe a battery operated electronic cigarette or “Vape”. Not to get confused with the vehicle founded July 2003 by Martin Eberhard, Marc Tarpenning alos co-founded by Elon Musk.

“Fuck cuttin the cheese, someone pass the fucking gas nigga
Niggas smoking Tesla I don’t really fuck with vapes nigga
But I’ll still hit it tho cause I be feening yo”
- From Swank, King. “Champagne Poetry Freestyle” Swank Sessions, 2021.

by MN Quotes November 5, 2021

Tesla Chop

Like Slug Bug, but with Tesla and a cool karate chop action. If you chop someone and it is not a Tesla, that is a premate chopulation and the defending party receives two chop backs to be used immediately.

We were on a road trip and she Tesla Chopped me 17 times.

by Incomplete Biped November 26, 2021

Temple fucked

Any situation when one would pantomime finger guns to their own head and stimulate blowing their brains out, but can't do it do to social structures.

For the hundredth time Brittany told me about how cute her kids were, and it got me temple fucked.

by Rockerton November 28, 2021

Tesla

The car every third and forth grader wants for their sweet sixteen. Jokes on them, their parents are poor.

Third grader: I want a Tesla!
Parent: no I can’t afford rent

by MilkyStar December 2, 2021

temsu

A person with the name temsu always has a big dick

Damn temsu its big

by Realpgr December 3, 2021

Tesladar

Tesladar- a radar like ability to quickly and easily spot a Tesla anywhere and a keen sense that a Tesla is nearby

My Tesladar senses were tingling, and sure enough, I turned around and there was a Tesla

In a sea of cars, my finely tuned Tesladar helps me spot a Tesla immediately.

by Wreckonize Teslove December 5, 2021

Tesla19

A bitch who uses cheats and constantly kills you because they suck ass

“Dude this guy is REALLY annoying me, he fucks with me constantly.”

“Dude he’s such a Tesla19.”

by Gastonshairychest December 5, 2021