swiss army knife

a knife with many useless tools on it that the bastards at airport security keep stealing.

dude why are you taking my swiss army knife?

by John Michaelz September 16, 2005

Swiper

Describing the exposure of a butt-crack of a person sitting down with a shirt too high, and pants too low. The crack resembles a credit card swiper...hence the term swiper.

"That girl in front of me has a swiper!" or in a warning tone to friends (similar to XYZ-Examine Your Zipper) such as, "Dude, swiper."

by Richard Gonzales September 16, 2007

kidney swiper

UK slang

A male reproductive organ of greater than average lenght.

Also known as Kidney prodder, throat poker and gut tickler.

Jane went all moist for at 12 inches long Jack was armed with a real kidney swiper.

by black flag May 29, 2004

Swipe Left

The words "swipe left" was first used to reject future spouses, potential dating partners, and/or Hillary Clinton on the infamous dating app, Tinder. The phrase has devolped over time and now describes anything remotely ugly or detestable.

Ex 1: Pineapple on pizza? Ughh, swipe left.

Ex 2:

Girl: Hey! where're you from?
Guy: Florida.
Girl: Swipe left.

by quincy Adams March 4, 2019

swisher cut

While getting lined up, you smoke a Swisher Sweet.

I got a swisher cut on my friends bench press! It was amazing!

by heyfosheezbeez July 7, 2006

Swish

The word Swish derives from the term cool

Also related to words sweet, kewl, mad, etc.

BoB: check out my new single bed
Frank: did those urine stains come with it?
BoB: yer
Frank: ooh Swish dude!

by redevil01 <Philli August 4, 2003

swiped-out

adj.: of a magnetic-strip card, to have lost its information due to over-use.

I wanted to buy some new gear, but my credit card was all swiped-out, I have to get a new one.

by André April 22, 2004