suicide by cop

Passive method of suicide by those without the guts to kill themselves. Involves entering or drawing a police response, then provoking a lethal draw of fire by either threatening with a real or fake weapon, or aggressive maneuvering towards the police officers. Life insurance policies may cover suicide-by-cop, whereas they wouldn't cover normal suicide.

Did you hear about Joe? He went out by suicide by cop.

by sonicbloom November 2, 2008

global suicide

Destruction of all living things in order to end suffering. See negative utilitarianism.

People will realise life is futile and eventually global suicide will be agreed upon.

by Humankind May 26, 2005

suicide silence

suicide silence-
is an American deathcore band from Riverside, California, formed in 2002. The band consists of vocalist Mitch Lucker, guitarists Chris Garza and Mark Heylmun, drummer Alex Lopez and bassist Dan Kenny. Since their inception, the band has released two full-length studio albums, two EPs, four music videos and won two awards.

the band is heavy, people will disagree because there signed because emo and scene kids buy there labels at stores like hot topic.
this is true. yet there a very suscsessful band, and there music is extremely hardcore and fun to listen to.

so called metal lover: have you herd tht shity fake metal band "suicide silence"?

true metal head: well there makin more money then you. and has an ass load more talent then you , get over it

by timid vengeance April 6, 2010

Squidward's Suicide

A lost episode of the popular television series Spogebob. It was allegedly written by a now imprisoned Scottish animator accused with nine charges of murder, two of which were children whose bodies were seen in the episode. It is unknown whether the clips on YouTube are actual clips of the episode, but all info of the episode gathered from multiple sources describe the plot of the episode depicting the death of Squidward.

The title card Squidward's Suicide comes on the screen. The episode begins with Squidward practicing his clarinet, but is interrupted by a knock at the door. Upon opening it, he sees a traveling salesman.
Salesman:"Can I have a moment of your-"
Squidward:"Not interested!"
He slams the door in his face and walks back to his room, only to be interrupted a second time by knocking at the door. He stomps over to it and flings it open. The salesman is still there, but he isn't as cheerful looking as previously.
Salesman:"The Red Mist is coming..."

This is a descripton of the first scene in the episode.

by TheRedMistScribe March 10, 2012

social suicide

The act of doing something shameful and embarrassing in a public or social setting. (i.e. crying, overreacting, joining mathletes, or wearing crocs)

Person 1: Did you hear Sebastion committed social suicide?
Person 2: What did he do?
Person 1: He cried in geometry class because the teacher threatened to call his mom.
Person: Wow! That is bad!!!

by Mexican Junp Roper November 12, 2017

drive by suicide

Car bomber who blows themselves up and harms nobody else in the process.

Another drive by suicide today as a palestinian terrorist set off his carbomb early, resulting in his own death but none others.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

Suicide Diarrhea

To have diarrhea so painful, either through burning, squirting, or plastering your porcelain throne with feces. During this process, the pain drives you to thoughts of suicide or wishing you were dead, hence suicide.

Joe: Where's Ted?

Tim: He is cowering in bed after the suicide diarrhea of a lifetime.

by Wolffe620 October 1, 2011