When you are in a swimming pool, you go behind a woman and start to jack off. You then shoot your load and aim for her back, when she turns round you just say it was a water splash and swim off.
Man: *jacking off behind woman*, dick erects and load gets shot
Woman: WHAT THE F!!! something splashed on my back
Man: Oh its nothing its just water. (HA thats was a good seman suprise!!!)
Woman: WHAT THE F!!! something splashed on my back
Man: Oh its nothing its just water. (HA thats was a good seman suprise!!!)
by Paul R Murden May 19, 2006
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When you wake up a captive in a sex dungeon and the last thing you remember was going for a drink with one of your mates
by netmonkey February 20, 2009
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-JODY ROSEN
(Posted: Oct 13, 2009)
-JODY ROSEN
(Posted: Oct 13, 2009)
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I topped a guy the other night but before he would allow me I had to be tied up and have toys used on me first.
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He’s a submissive dominant he likes being bottom but with bondage and toys he likes using guys.
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by Nards Shadow May 9, 2006
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