Squirt Sheets

Noun.

The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).

My dear son,

That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom

by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024

jerk squirt infection

When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.

I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l

by catfabulous January 18, 2017

Hurting for a squirting

Hurting for a squirting : this is said when someone feels like haven't been laid in a while or looks like need to get smashed.

Freddy: wow I'm hurting for a squirting I haven't had sex in years .
Jenny: that guy is so hurting for a squirting ;)

by TehPwn3r November 28, 2024

Squirt flashbang

It's when a girl squirt on your face!

For example: stop pulling the squirt flashbang on my face!

by Joey kontenrimmer May 13, 2022

Squirt gunned

The art of getting squirted on multiple times while sounding with a 9mm bullet

Me and my military gf squirt gunned last night

by Niggerslayer718 August 12, 2025

squirt stains

Vaginal explosions on a sleeping surface.

Craigs bed was covered in kaylas squirt stains.

by Oxdaman October 27, 2017

Squirts

When one has had to much liquid and to little food.

I had the squirts last night.

by It mom January 26, 2020