Period-squirts

When a female is on her period and farts, the blood often makes a noise once the gas from the anus hits it, making it sound like a squirt.

Angie: * Period-squirts*

Lucy: "OMG WAS THAT SHIT!?"

Angie: "NO! I'M ON MY PERIOD!"

Lucy: "Oh! It must have been Period-squirts . My bad!

by Kazcaz February 20, 2016

Tree squirts

When tree sap explodes from the base into ones eyes

Yo, after cutting that pine, I got hit in the eye by some tree squirts

by Baysejump January 14, 2021

Squirt Lurking

The desperate act of performing sexual favors for drugs and/or money. Ultimately resulting in squirting of a sexual nature.

She ran out of money so she was squirt lurking for her next fix.

by IQ, The Wisdom July 13, 2016

squirts macintosh

After an apple is inserted into the sphincter, ant the apple is pooped out like liquid diarrhea.

Had a crazy weekend, woke up Sunday with a squirts macintosh... what are you gonna do Bar mitzvahs

by ohsorrey February 19, 2017

squirt squad

squirt squad fastest and the farthest squriters ever. we know how to squirt sooo hard. we have a bookclub on tumblr every saturday where we queef we rub our nipples and we squirt. amber is the leader of the toe squirters while londynn is the leader of the republican squirters daisy is the leader of the queer squirters and maddy is teh leader of the fastest and quickest squirters all together we squirt and fuck.

"omg i wish i could join squirt squad they r so hot and sexy and cunty"

by maddysactuallycrakfkdjg January 05, 2024

fireball squirt

When you’re buttchugging fireball and a little bit leaks out

Pissing or Urinating with an STI, Squirting with an STI or symptoms of one.

Painful anal secretions

The other night, me and the fellas went to drink fireball, when one suggested “LETS BUTTCHUG EM!”. It went as well as it could have. Until mine leaked out. That fireball squirt was like no other. Satan unleashed his full force against my rectum that evening.

by fufuluh April 16, 2023

Courtesy Squirt

After you have dropped a HORRIFIC STANK in the poo-bowl, you find the aerosol room deodorizer and give a "courtesy squirt"

MAN ! Billy - after last night's taco feast, when you get done in the shitter, MAKE sure you give a courtesy squirt !

by Painus inthe anus November 28, 2011