An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 06, 2024
We called Wes to see if he wanted to go to the bar, but he never answered his cell. I believe he was too busy squeezing the iguana.
by bullet88 January 10, 2009
The act of placing each testicle on either side of someone’s head and squeezing them together like a human sandwich.
by TheBenporer May 29, 2022
When you edge, tie a rubber band around the base of your dick before it goes back down. Then, you pull the rubber band off, and you will cum, like squeezing the last of the toothpaste out...
by superguitarded May 15, 2020
This requires 2 male participants one man will open his hands and then reach into other males pants and Grab his testicles, balls, nuts, genitals, genitalia,crotch, or groin then add pressure in a squeezing motion and maintain pressure for as long as you want wail growing pressure and maintaining pressure the male will be in severe pain
My friends wanted to play a prank on me wail I was asleep and they plans the perfect nut squeeze on me so wail I was sleeping they snuck into my room and duck tape me on the floor reached inside my pants graved my gonads/nuts then I woke up to a excruciating pain in my nuts and someone Hurd then rushed in kicked my friends in the balls then learned what they where doing and they told him that he could to so He started to nut squeeze me and my friends joined in taking turns all night to squeeze my nuts.
by Biggest brain December 11, 2022
by Travisty51 October 22, 2017
it doesn't make sense to call a push up bra a PUSH up bra, cause it squeezes them together not pushes, so its squeeze up bra now.
by imcoolerthanyoi June 07, 2022