spooge

(n.) A special form of naturally appearing sun tan lotion that is to be spread all over one's face.

Martin: Hey Mr.Gooblefargerdujudenstolchen, can you get some spooge over here on my face?

by PujjyWujjyOTG March 23, 2005

spooge case

portable cum dumpster

He went into the Littleceasars bathroom with his spooge case.

by Steve Russell May 13, 2005

sploogeball

a game in which elementary school kids run across a kickball field, as balls (kickballs are being pelted at them.

Let's play sploogeball!

by sammE January 5, 2004

sploogecycle

After ejaculating into your your own naval you place a toothpick into your protein pool. Once the semen dries you have a sploogecycle.

Damon was bored in bed and decided to make a sploogecycle to give to Seth.

by Adon84 December 31, 2007

Sploonge

The sound of a large shit dropping into the toilet (The plop sound)

Ow it hurts...sploonge.

by Natalee August 13, 2006

spooge mama

A hottie that makes you wanna blow a load in her mouth.

Damn man, have you ever seen a finer spooge mama?? FUCK!!! I already shot my wad.

by kingmarki December 10, 2006

Splooter

One who sploots objects (such as soap or marbles).

"In competitions Rod was always the best splooter"

by Liam April 10, 2007