Spitting Cobra

While you are doing your girl doggy style, just before you cum, you pull out while quietly spitting on her back, she then turns around to ask if you came, that is your cue to fire your load in her eyes!

Me: "Oh, baby I am about to cum!"(as I am spitting on her back)
Hot Girl: "Really?"(as she turns to face my spitting cobra)
Me: (firing my load in her eyes as a spitting cobra would there prey!)
Hot Girl: "My eyes! My eyes! I can't see!" (screaming)

by Chad Erwin Helton March 19, 2008

Spit bullets

rap overwhelming lyrics

I'll be spittin bullets on the mic

by NiggaNig October 27, 2003

Spitting Cobra

Post ejacualatory urine stream that tends to miss its target.

Damn you and your spitting cobra. Get out of my house!

by Crowface October 21, 2006

Spit and polish

Refers to oral sex, where in the act of a blow job the giver "spits" on the knob to help with lubrication. Because of this the knob end tends look shiny and "polished".
This style of blow job is seen in a lot of porn movies.

It is an extention of a guy asking for a "polish", meaning he like oral sex.

"My ex used to give a real good spit and polish"

by AJNtheFirst August 5, 2009

Dock Spit

1. The accumulation of oral waste around the coastline.
2. Ignorance or incompetence.

Chingas bah, ya doin' a pack of Dock Spit!

by Eyelander August 17, 2010

Spitting Cobra

When you are standing up getting head and you pull out just before you blow and grab your cock with your left hand and bend the tip over with your right hand (resembling a cobra) and spit your load in her face

I showed my girlfriend what a spitting cobra was and now she is blind in one eye

by Bam Wilder May 21, 2008

swapping spit

another word for making out

u and ur mom were swapping spit last night

by dave hammonds April 19, 2005