Flounder Slapper 

when you slap the outside lips of a girl's orgasm chasm with your love piston for minutes on end

I gave Becky a wild flounder slapper last night, but I forgot to stop before I came now she's pregnant.

Flounder Slapper by cherrisa June 9, 2019

soul swapper 

Soul Swapper
Voodoo swinger scene. A person so unhappy with their life they play trading cards at Fast Lane asylum during lunch.
Bored Housewives who don't first in their wedding dress

Bobo and Linda are trading " soul swapper" cards with desperate and bored Housewives where soul swapper was for dinner on Wednesday.

soul swapper by LeiairaRaine June 20, 2020

Soul Snapped 

The same as being dead inside or heartbroken.

I have been so soul snapped lately.

Soul Snapped by Weil July 11, 2020

Puddle Slapper 

When a girl is so wet that it's soaking everywhere so you take your dick and balls and start smacking them on the sheets causing her juices to splash everywhere

Matt gave MaryBeth the juiciest Puddle Slapper after she pegged him

Puddle Slapper by OfficialArbys June 2, 2023

Spoon Wiener Slapper 

Someone who walks into local grocery stores and slaps his wiener with a spoon while walking like he just got ass banged.

"It's the Spoon Wiener Slapper!"

*slap slap slap slap slap*

Spoon Wiener Slapper by KENNY KATAKLYSM April 29, 2011

Obama cock slapper Arby noodle 

When your in the middle of fucking your girl, and then you call the White House and have Obama flown in on a helicopter. When he arrives, he slaps your girl with his BBC so many times that she gets knocked the fuck out. You then force feed your unconscious girlfriend noodles, and then leave her in the closest Arby’s bathroom

So how was your date?
Good, I pulled a fat Obama Cock Slapper Arby Noodle
*aggressively shits pants*

Obama cock slapper Arby noodle by I am beer December 25, 2019

Knee slapper 

adverb. A term used to describe a dumb-ass joke. Its inception was the result of someone noticing their friend slapping their thigh/knee when a joke was told. It's an official "knee slapper" when the person laughing sqints their eyes, slaps their knee, and can barely speak due the amount of laughimg taking place. This definition is considered a "knee slapper".

What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor!!

-knee slapper

Knee slapper by MegDar September 20, 2009