dingleberry slinger

a person, usually a nurse who excels at speedy dingleberry removal. This term is reservered for those with years of experience. At times the dingleberry is picked off an ass and flicked at a coworker for entertainment.

Molly is the best dingleberry slinger in town!! She removed over 200 dingleberries in under five minutes! Unfortunately she flicked them at me!

by I feel beasty June 20, 2009

peanut slinger

flight attendant

i'm a peanut slinger...i fly back and forth across the country making sure every passenger is happy

by geoffreyc November 29, 2013

long slong

Baes long/big dick

Damn bae you have a long slong

by poe.pok September 16, 2016

drug sponge

a hot gurl who outright askes you for more of your drugs (usually cocaine)

dam that taylor girl drug sponged all my coke lastnight

by yomommafool May 1, 2018

slounge

A senior lounge for seniors in high school. At first it seems like a great place, but is eventually overtaken by moldy food, putrid smells, and rampant sex.

Steve: Let's go to the slounge.
Bob: No way man, I don't want any diseases today.

by huckleberry15 November 3, 2011

love sponge

A squishy absorbant piece of material inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk and thus perventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.

And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!

by PeeBee February 26, 2004

slounge

Verb - sneaking around quickly in a snake-like fashion. Writhing around on the ground as if you were a snake, a loose airhose, or some other quickly moving object in the same fashion.

slounge, slounging, slounged.

I turn around, and the guy is on the ground sloungin' all over the place, like some kind of snake. I didn't know anyone could slounge like that.

by definealways February 23, 2007