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giga simping

The act of being a giga simp, which is a simp above all simps, who simps all women... and even traps. It's a really creepy act not liked by the women simped on.
Person A (to woman A): Hi, with lots of hearts
Woman A *message not seen, keeps chatting*
Person A: Hey, you didn't say hi to me :pout:
Woman A *creeped out*
Person A: SAY HI TO ME, I SAID HI... WITH HEARTS
Person B: Smh man's giga simping again
by Friedrich der giga simp January 29, 2021
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drop-shipping

Refers to careless package-delivery methods where said parcels receive multiple hard thuds on cement and/or gravel during their journey; sometimes da carrier may not even have da courtesy to actually stop his vehicle to give you your box, but instead will simply toss da package out da door of his van at you as he's whizzing by; extra points if he also propels it off da running-board wif a boot-bunt, for good measure.
Jim Carrey demonstrates da classic act of drop-shipping in da opening moments of "Ace Ventura --- Pet Detective", where he purposely abuses da carton of assorted crockery on its way to da slovenly deadbeat-ex's apartment, resulting in incredibly beat-up cardboard and a harsh rattly jangly sound dat obviously indicates dat everything got broken inside.
by QuacksO May 25, 2021
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Shadow Simping

Simping on a girl who is already in a relationship
Gus is cool but he’s always shadow simping so he’s kinda hard to trust
by Crazy Train McGraw January 20, 2022
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shadow simping

Simping on a girl who is already in a relationship
“Gus is cool but he’s always shadow simping Mike’s girl so I don’t really trust him.”
by Crazy Train McGraw January 20, 2022
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Cro shipping

Someone who is a big fan of the artist 'Cro'.
"Nike owns the Cro MP3-Player. She must be real Cro shipping."
by rawgabbitpill March 1, 2022
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Straight Simping

A term used by lesbians when simping for a straight girl
Hannah’s straight simping again. This time for Maya.”

Hannah: “How could I not she’s so cute
by track.fruit22 May 24, 2022
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Sap Sapping

Means an individual (that isn't necessarily rich) has a large amount of money on hand
by Durican November 2, 2022
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