short bus

A small bus that is not always used for transporting special education students. It is also used in small school districts in which it would be wasteful to use a full size bus every day.

"I ride the short bus."
"Dude! You must be retarded!"

"No. I just go to a really small school."

by maxBoredom August 29, 2009

short hand

a meaningless promise of support

this isn't a short hand surprise

by dbo35 January 17, 2009

Short Skirt Version

Explaining something to someone but keeping their interest. Like how a short skirt keeps a guys interest.

When Amy's story was getting boring, Don told her to tell the short skirt version of the story.

by I♥HP December 24, 2009

short-timer's syndrome

Originally dating back to the Vietnam War. When one's rotation date (leave the country) was near, one lost focus on still being a soldier, and became a liability instead of an asset. Also, the period of time at the end of the 12th grade, when one has already been accepted into a college or the military, and is just waiting for the Senior Prom and Graduation ceremonies.

I wonder if Simon Cowell is getting short-timer's syndrome on American Idol?

by Guido1 March 11, 2010

short snack

A snack that is obtained and consumed in a short amount on time; usually in less than five minutes.

"Grab a short snack and get to bed!" Dad.

by Starkblast19 November 6, 2017

nickel short of a dime

This phrase is used to say that girl is a 5 out of 10. This phrase can be re-phrased with any amount of pennies.

Guy 1: Hey man, what do you give that chick right there.
Guy 2: Man... she's like a nickel short of a dime...
Guy 3: Hell nah... Shes like a nickel and three pennies from that $h!t.

by Day Dreama August 2, 2007

Strawberry Shortdick

Some freshman at school who brags about having a 10 inch penis, but really its in the 3 inch or less range, and it is also red, small, and shriveled to an almost rectangular little clump around the crotch, resembling a strawberry shortcake.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear this guy has got a 10 inch dick?!
Girl 1: Nah, i've seen it, he's got a Strawberry Shortdick.
Strawberry Shortdick: Hey guys, who wants some of this 10 inch diiiick.

by Adolf Lincoln August 11, 2016