Selfie Shock

The unexpected sensation one gets when using their phone to take a picture, only to discover that they left the camera in selfie mode.

Ohh, I want a picture of,… who the hell is that? Oh, it’s just me giving myself a Selfie Shock

by Jfman August 30, 2018

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Spam Shock

The state of becoming so used to the disgusting flavour and texture of spam, that anything else sends your body into a horrid spiral

Jack: I shouldn't have eaten that casserole, I think it's gone off. It's either that or Spam Shock

by PunchyouAl January 15, 2018

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Cock Shock

Sepsis caused by human wine decanting

Harry spent 3 days in the ICU in an epidemic of cock shock that shook the gay community.

by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021

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shit-shocking

shit-shocking

This term has two possibles meaning;
1. Something which is both shit and shocking
2. Something so shocking that it has proverbial the ability to shock shit itself

1. "Dave's car accident was shit-shocking"
2. "That cow giving birth to an alligator on the News was so unexpected that it was shit-shocking!"

by Bobbinog July 10, 2009

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Stupid Shock

That moment when you are paralyzed in a facepalming state and almost in pain after hearing the stupidest thing ever

Person 1 : I don't like buying boxes because they are always empty.
Person 2 : Wow, you just put me in Stupid Shock. It literally hurts to contemplate your stupidity right now.

by ebolaids January 14, 2015

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