Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamatory phrase used when someone finds porn on your computer.

"Shitting Dick Nipples! How did that get there?"

Shitting Dick Nipples by Broke-ass Sexual Chocolate May 17, 2006

shitting dick nipples

nipples that consist of both shitting, as well as dick EG shitting dick nipples

also a way to fill in a conversation or moment of silence when not sure what else to say

1. those nipples are both shitting and dick........must be shitting dick nipples
2. ahhhh yeees shitting dick nipples

shitting dick nipples by SUBsequent01 January 22, 2014

shitting pants 

an expression that is intended to convey excessive excitement. the beauty of the expression is that it has a double meaning; one literal and another entirely figurative but much more ridiculous.

1) to be shitting in one's pants
2) to be excreting pants from one's rectum

(over the phone): hey broski, guess where i'm at? in line to see the offspring. i'm shitting pants!

shitting pants by b3n d0v3r June 19, 2008

swifting 

can be used as a noun, adjective, and verb; moving at a rapid pace

"we swifted from the scene" "hey man where are u" "oh im swifting to jamis's house" "aight"

"hey where is the condom?" "well actually i still have it on" "hold on i'll just swift it to the side"

"a swifting jerking motion"

swifting by uncldervish April 23, 2010

Swifting 

The act of masterbating to the music of Taylor Swift.

Employee 1: "Man its been a long day at work."
Employee 2: "You know what I do after a long day of work? Go home, shut the door, close the blinds and do some Swifting."

Swifting by EMR(PILOT) 188 January 7, 2011

Shafting 

Getting oral sex.

Hey baby this shaft needs cleaning, get on it, shafting please!

Shafting by matty8121 May 22, 2010

synchronized shitting 

when garrett an brett talk on the phone while taking shits, hearing their shit plop, and flushing at the same time

everyday at 3-ish o' clock

synchronized shitting by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003