shittuation

When you’re in a situation but whatever you choose to do it will be to your disadvantage in one way or another and make you really sad

"I'm in love with someone"
Friend "That's great"
"Yea, but what about my boyfriend"

Friend "Sounds like you‘re shittuation"

by Anna of the North January 18, 2024

situation-friends- with- benefits-ship

A situation where you are friends with benefits where no romantic feelings are reciprocated, only lustful urges and tendencies, therefore making it where you get the good parts of a relationship without all the work, synonymous with a situation-ship but with even less accountability and exclusivity.

Tom: I thought you were in relationship and junk
Chad: It's more of a situation-friends- with- benefits-ship

by Excelsior_23 November 25, 2023

Slutuation

A slutty situation. Someone's sluttiness revolving around a situation, which is quite uncomfortable for everyone involved and around them.

It's quite the slutuation that she/he has caused.

He/she has caused a slutuation.

by BljatTheBadger November 25, 2023

Situationship

Lovers that deal in bad faith, often with one or both parties in distress from feelings of guilt or limerence

Autumn smothered James in love, and James was leading her on to avoid guilty feelings anticipated from ending their situationship

by Scentrik March 8, 2024

Situationship

An arrangement in which both parties are distressed and acting through deep avoidant or anxious attachment styles in bad faith, and provoking abandonment trauma as well as feelings of guilt or limerence

Autumn smothered James in love, and James felt obligated to stay in the situationship

by Scentrik March 8, 2024

Situationvert

A person whose personality is affected by their mood which may change depending on the current environment and what they're experiencing in the moment. A situationvert can just as easily morph into a introvert who loves being around people as they would turn into an introvert who prefers to be alone and without company. They experience different phases and it's hard to pinpoint their exact personality (introverted or extroverted) due to the sudden shifts in behavior caused by external stimuli.

I can't be sure I'm an introvert or an extrovert as I exhibit both personalities. I think I'm a situationvert.

by HY786 July 3, 2024

situationshipwreck

When a situationship becomes too confusing and mentally straining, so it's wrecked. You still can't climb out and are stuck in it, emotionally drowning.

"He tells me he loves me and wants to be with me, but doesn't feel it's enough for a relationship"
"But he also said he doesn't want you to date other people?”
"Yeah."
"Oh honey you need to get out, that's a situationshipwreck!"

by thegirlwithnotattoos September 21, 2024