seesaw

type of rotation while smoking a blunt when not in a circle, but a U shape. the two outside people are far apart and instead of getting up off the couch to pass it, just pass back and forth. the two outside people hit it twice and two inside people hit it once. everyone gets the same amount of hits and don't have to get up.

We'll just seesaw so you don't have to get up every time to pass the blunt.

by BriZLee January 11, 2013

Meat Sheets

Condoms, aka: Jimmy Hats, Johnnies, rubbers

I need to go get meat sheets so I don't catch cock rot from your mother

by Oisin O' Broin January 2, 2011

Wrinkled Sheets

1. n - The breast of an elderly woman.

2. n - The old dusty cunt of an elderly woman.

3. n - The big floppy monstrosity some nasty stretched out bitch calls her pussy.

4. v - To fuck someone so hard that they grip the sheets and cause the the permanent press to not be so permanent.

1. "And then... she let her wrinkled sheets fall from her chest. There was no escaping the horror then."

2. "Those lips... I parted those wrinkled sheets and stuck my tongue in."

3. Bill: Hey Ted, did you smash Mandy, yet?
Ted: I was going to, but then I saw her wrinkled sheet and didn't want anything to with her.
Bill: I can fit my foot in there....

4. Nigga: Bitch, get dat ass ready. I gon wrinkle yo sheets!
Bitch: Oh hell yeah, daddy. Do me like yo name Shaggy!

by imthatawesome October 23, 2012

Sunflower seeds

When a man dressed up as a sunflower ejaculates into a women's mouth

Darin gave Linda some tasty sunflower seeds which they snowballed

by Lemons September 11, 2016

norwegian seesaw

The sexual position where the guy is on all fours arching his stomach towards the ceiling while the girl lies on top facing down alternating between kissing and vaginal/anal penetration.

Guy 1: Yo I heard you busted your knee, how did it happen?
Guy 2: Me and my girlfriend were doing the norwegian seesaw and put too much weight on my knee and it tore my ACL. It's a high-risk, high-reward position.

by Kips_IPA November 22, 2016

seet

something rather unpleasant or unsavoury. Developed from 'recede' as in 'receding hairline' and particularly the receding hairline belonging to a character known on Sydney's North Shore as 'Keen' or 'Fat Keen'.

'the manly sea eagles are seet'

'keeno is a fat seet'

'buck ur the seetest 'unt out'.

by kovay July 11, 2006

sunflower seeds

A FUCKABLE BASEBALLER...VERY EXTREMELY SEXY. BANG BANG BANG...GOOD STUFF...HE PROBLY HAS THE PERFECT PENiS...SUCKY SUCKY ...HAHA

ALEX IS SUCH A SUNFLOWER SEED...i WANT TO DO HiM....AND FRY WANTS TO DO A POPTART....AND TWiNKiE WANTS SOME SUNFLOWER SEEDS.

by TWINKIE March 24, 2005