touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks
whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker
by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022
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save a cow milk a milkman

it means to use the milkmans semen and not milk a cow
have you seen the milkman from thats not my neighborhood? save a cow milk a milkman am i right?
by bluea May 08, 2024
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how to save a life

a song that goes something like this

u u stare right in through some window to Ur right as he goes left u stay right between the lines of fear and blame u behind to wonder why u came
where did I go wrong I lost a friend somewhere along in the bitterness and I would've stayed up with u all night if I knew how to save a life. There is more lyrics but u can't remember the rest of them
random person: Searches up how to save a life on urban dictionary for some reason
random person: wait I never knew that was a song
by random sad human December 21, 2022
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Cap'n save a hoe

Homies girlfriend came home from work early a caught him playing Cap'n save a hoe with another woman.
by Dawnrazor February 14, 2020
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Daylight Saving Time

Fallible man's incongruous attempt at meddling with the laws of the cosmos.
Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?
by Gilliam Shakesbeer May 17, 2019
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Save-A-Shut

1: The act of not shuting your van door when you get out because you know you are going to get back in shortly, in an effort to preserve the door mechanism.
2: The act of telling someone to, in a sense, shut up.
3: The act of saving or preserving anything, be it physical or otherwise.
1: "Hey, why don't you save-a-shut on that door?"
2: "How about you save-a-shut on that story?"
3: "You've had five beers already, how about you save-a-shut."
by Ralph Littlefield February 19, 2009
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Saving

Saving is used to describe a person that watches discord all day and has no life
Oh did you see (name) He/she is saving again
by SavDevv December 11, 2022
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