A verb, when a female sits on an erect penis and constantly clenches and unclenches using their kegle muscles and no other movement causing ejaculation.
Alex had his hoe do the Santa Claus Clench till he had an extreme orgasm.
Abruptly in the night, Harrison, awoke to his female performing the Santa Claus Clench, soon after falling directly back to the sleep.
Abruptly in the night, Harrison, awoke to his female performing the Santa Claus Clench, soon after falling directly back to the sleep.
by ClausClenchers February 10, 2021
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1. "Is that a cult of rejects?"
"Pretty much, it's the Santa Clara Townies."
2. "The only reason we don't delete the Santa Clara townies from Facebook is so we know where to avoid, since they all check each other in every where all of the time."
"Pretty much, it's the Santa Clara Townies."
2. "The only reason we don't delete the Santa Clara townies from Facebook is so we know where to avoid, since they all check each other in every where all of the time."
by witness and victim July 13, 2012
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A nonexistent, grossly obese elderly man who would likely suffer from diabetes and heart disease if he existed. A lie used to maliciously deceive vulnerable, impressionable children to the point where they feel they are unable to trust any human being once they are brought into the light and discover the truth.
Santa Claus is a big LIE. THERE IS NO SANTA.
This lie is generally accepted in modern culture to brainwash kids, very similar to how Hitler's Nazi ideology was used to brainwash Germans.
Similar lies include the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy.
Santa Claus is a big LIE. THERE IS NO SANTA.
This lie is generally accepted in modern culture to brainwash kids, very similar to how Hitler's Nazi ideology was used to brainwash Germans.
Similar lies include the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy.
Belief in Santa Claus contradicts Christian values and detracts from the reason that Christmas is celebrated in the first place by encouraging children to be materialistic, dependent, unappreciative, optimistic, and lazy.
by qwerty9C1 December 28, 2007
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by TAshomiyakiyori December 24, 2005
Get the santa clarita mug.When a girl is giving a guy head and the guy pulls out his dick two seconds before he finishes, and he cums all over her chin. He also calls her a "Hoe Hoe Hoe"
Dude I was fucking my girlfriend and i told her to give me head, and i totally pulled a santa cum on her face!
by AyssaKayyoTM January 14, 2008
Get the santa cum mug.When during Thanksgiving dinner you have sex with your girlfriend, or what ever slut you pick up off the street, on the table through the Thanksgiving turkey while everyone is eating dinner.
by Norman Fedora November 2, 2011
Get the Santa Maria mug.1. The poorest, most ghetto city in Orange County, without which Orange County would be ranked much higher in terms of average income.
2. The city that 949's are ashamed to admit exists as part of Orange County.
3. The only place in Orange County where drive by's, apartment overcrowding, illegal immigrants, obesity, and showering as infrequently as possible are considered the norm.
4. Where police drop off bums and hobos found in other cities.
5. The city in Orange County that unlike Newport or Laguna who have their own reality series, you will only ever see on TV for news coverage on either crime or poverty.
2. The city that 949's are ashamed to admit exists as part of Orange County.
3. The only place in Orange County where drive by's, apartment overcrowding, illegal immigrants, obesity, and showering as infrequently as possible are considered the norm.
4. Where police drop off bums and hobos found in other cities.
5. The city in Orange County that unlike Newport or Laguna who have their own reality series, you will only ever see on TV for news coverage on either crime or poverty.
Newporter: Damn, there's no way I can eat these onion rings, they're way too hard but I'd hate to waste so much food!
Irvine person: Don't worry, just drop 'em off in Santa Ana!
Irvine person: Don't worry, just drop 'em off in Santa Ana!
by You wish you lived in Newport August 22, 2009
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