strawberry shortcake

usually named Thomas or Volosin
Boy: hey who’s that Strawberry shortcake

Me: that’s def Thomas he’s like do shortcake
by kindacoolcat April 11, 2020
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Strawberry Wine

The boy that you lose your virginity to over the summer in high school.
Lily: We had sex the summer before senior year

Ella: So he’s your Strawberry Wine
by deannaaaaa December 15, 2021
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Move the Strawberries

The action of clearing of an obstacle between two people in order to indicate a willingness for increased physical proximity.

Origin: When on a romantic picnic, items of food will commonly separate people when lying on a blanket; Shifting these objects will allow the two parties to get nearer.
"So how did your date go?"
"It was great - but he didn't kiss me"
"Did you move the strawberries?"
"Of course! Frigid bastard"
by Misteroz October 29, 2007
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Strawberry Cow

An action when you eat a girl out on her period and take a mouth full of whipped cream and mix both until it's pink and spit it on her boobs
Jenny let me do a strawberry cow on her last night!
by Carbohydrate Daddy April 09, 2022
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Strawberry Milkshake

The sexual act in which one person, often the male, punches the other person, who may be male or female, in the face so that he or she begins to bleed from the nose. The person then ejaculates on the face of the individual whose nose is bleeding, which in turn creates a mixture of red and white liquid on the face, commonly referred to as a strawberry milkshake.
1. "OMG Stephen you have to cum on her face, but first punch her so you can make a tasty strawberry milkshake"

2. "Keri you won't believe what happened last night, I gave this girl the tastiest milkshake the other day, it was strawberry"
"Ew Stephen, that's gross, I hope you didn't punch her too hard!"
by Kerbear92 January 06, 2014
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Strawberry Swing

The puddle of blood resulting from popping a girl's cherry after making love on a hammock.
After we made love, Morgan and I just laid in the new strawberry swing.
by Gingerboy16 September 26, 2011
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strawberry shortcock

a dessert made from strawberries, whipped cream, and a human penis. variation of strawberry shortcake. ant. strawberry floppy-donkey-dick.
Man, I can't wait to get home and gobble up some strawberry shortcock after my portugese breakfast.
by Steve-o and Tim May 16, 2007
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