snot paranoia

A state of mind when in a swimming pool after going under water and coming back up and finding snot around your nose. The rest of time at the poll is spent checking your nose.

*dives in pool, resurfaces* "did yall see that?! " "no...aw gross man wipe your nose......sick!!" what!?! Oh #$%& !! .....man now I'm gonna have snot paranoia

by YnoT June 29, 2012

white snot

the act of sticking your jeff-size dick up a erika-size nose and cumming in her nose

Jeff stuck his dick up Erika's nose and cummed in her nose making white snot

by Erika's a jew October 18, 2013

Snot Leathers

These were leather mitts with one finger(index) used by chainsaw operators,bush workers,hunters,trappers and many outsdoormen/women
I first heard the term home in Northern Ontario while working in a clothing store.

(See Snot Liners)

The wearer did not have to take his mitt off to wipe his runny nose-he had more control-hence came the name-Snot Leathers!

by KING ARTY May 1, 2012

SNOT LINERS

A one finger mitt used by bushworkers -chainsaw operators,trappers,outdoorsmen/women and all of us in Northern Ontario and Que. (see Snot Leathers)
Liners for the latter

Appropriately called Snot Liners beacause they were made to fit the Leathers.On warmer days of the winter leathers were taken off-- and still would be easy to wipe your runny nose without exposing yourself.

by KINGARTY May 1, 2012

Snot Dot

Those little wet dots you (or someone else) get on your shirt after a sneeze.

Jeff sneezed and covered his shirt with snot dots.

by snot dot August 2, 2012

Snot funny

When someone sneezes out jizz from their nose, and it dangles from both nostrils, twirling around one another before falling on the ground where you just took a jizz on a person sleeping.

Also obvious dick is obvious.

Jizzy: AHCOO! *boogers drip from nose*

Cummel Does: JIZZY! Obvious jizz is obvious!

Jizzy: Snot funny Does! This isn't my jizz damn it! It's yours! You selipped jizzy pills into nose didn't you?!?

Cummel Does; OH HO! You REMEMBERD! *embarassed cock* *then starts to jizz*

Jizzy: EWWWWwwwwW! Obvious cum is obvious!

by Lubricus Genitilius March 17, 2011

snot mop

longboard slang for a bandana or piece of cloth used to wipe away boogers.

if you grab your snot mop when you shoulda grabbed your sweat rag, you're gonna have a bad time.

by andyjosephyo July 24, 2011