slob on my knob

slob on my knob
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/

1. to open the door for a lady to enter first

2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty

"Would you be so kind as to slob on my knob?"
"of course, m'lady."

"there is slob on my knob."

by Gentleman's Guide November 25, 2019

Slobberdots

Slobberdots are the trail of slobber you follow when you cannot find your dog. Most trip doggy saliva and leave a trail reminiscent of the breadcrumbs left by Hansel and Gretel. and don't forget to bring the mop.

I can't find Dagney again...wait I'll follow the slobberdots.

by BrowAndKahuna December 30, 2019

slobbah

when da stuff come out of da dogs mouth it is slobbah
drip

drop

drip

dude your dog is full of slobbah ahhh my pants wet

yeah sorry bro he do kinda slobbah

by eggronthegreat January 9, 2020

Slob Blob

A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.

Yo James, my Dick feels weird.

Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?

Oh no, that's my first slob blob!

by Elijahahha ft. james mitchell March 9, 2020

Slobbery (Act)

(Colloquialism) The act of committing a robbery by threatening that you have coronavirus and will spit on the victim.

“Did you hear? There was a slobbery (act) at the bottle shop yesterday.”

by Typicalaussielad April 14, 2020

slobadownmycockyabitch

When you are requesting somebody else's girlfriend/wife to perform fellatio with that much enthusiasm when she raises her head and makeup looks like the jokers and you have to wipe your ass

When the opportunity presented itself and her boyfriend/husband is elsewhere you say

" slobadownmycockyabitch" as I am presenting My throbbing member

by Nunya Binnes October 19, 2020

slobbypoppy

A person who slobs on their poppies pp

Slobbypoppy Slob on my knob

by Mi’Annatheniggarat November 1, 2020