man sized hit

1) the inhalation of a large amount of marijuana smoke; a lung shredding, gut wrenching, and/or mind blowing toke

You seen that kid pywiz toke? He takes man sized hits.

by Krytonic Chronic March 6, 2005

andrew sized

Any person, place, or thing that is small in size. To be used in place of the word small, or any words relating to it.

He said that his house was huge, but it was just Andrew Sized.

by AndrewSized January 14, 2008

Sizelove

One who has an insanely large cock and whose penetration will decimate all. The Sizelove can triple the size of his cock when enraged or extremely horny. They tend to be artistic and love expressing themselves. Job fields they tend to excel in include tattooing, photography, anything musical, and of course porn-super stars.

A boy in Washington named Watermelindria Sizelove turned sideways and poked an asian girl in china. Said female later reported that she became a paraplegic and would never walk again due to said accident. This is what she had to say "我喜歡的大小"
Translation: "i loved the size"

by Dr. Slutsky December 1, 2011

Alcatraz sized ass hole

A very wide ass hole, possibly shaped like the Alcatraz island, and very hard to get out of.

Guy 1: Dude this chick I was with had the widest ass hole, but somehow my dick got stuck in it for 2 hours!'

Guy 2: Hmmm she must have had an Alcatraz sized ass hole."

by She-male women hater July 30, 2012

snack sized coke can

A short and fat penis. A chode.

Barack Obama is packing a snack sized Coke can.

by PseudoAnarchist July 18, 2019

Fun Sized

When a female is at the specific height were she can perform oral sex on you without having to get on her knees or squat down while both of you are standing.

Tim: Wow I just got a blowhob and she didnt even have to get on her knees!

Jake: Dude, she was fun sized

by Duphuc January 9, 2019

bite-sized twinkie

a younger version of a twinkie
sloot bitch and airhead in training
pre-teen aged.. 9-12
wears releaving clothing and pretends to have breasts
aspires to be a sloot

ok there is NO WAY those bite-sized twinkies should be wearing that much makeup... they're like 9!

by Sunshine December 14, 2004