Stupid Shock

That moment when you are paralyzed in a facepalming state and almost in pain after hearing the stupidest thing ever

Person 1 : I don't like buying boxes because they are always empty.
Person 2 : Wow, you just put me in Stupid Shock. It literally hurts to contemplate your stupidity right now.

by ebolaids January 14, 2015

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Shock Clit

Overstimulation of the clit leading to general hypo-perfusion causing delirium and difficulty getting off a second time

I couldn’t be productive all day my boyfriend gave me shock clit

by Slutty professionals,MA June 8, 2024

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shock gnarly dank

when something is really rad or makes you so happy you just want to scream that it's awesome

That wave i just caught was so shock gnarly dank bro!!!

by swagboy15 June 13, 2017

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Mangelactic shock

the stage of terror after a mangela gets you

Poor Justin, he’s still in Mangelactic Shock, she only just left his flat 30min ago

by Sweeeny Todd December 17, 2008

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《¤》Saheem Malik Arisesisa Aresisesa Static Shock From Detective Comics In The United States Of America And Omoi From Naruto: Shippuden In The Country Of Japan《¤》

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When a cock leaves you flabbergasted. It could be because the cock is incredibly large or incredibly small. It could be because it has a fungus growing on it. For whatever reason the cock leaves you gobsmacked and stunned to silence.

"Dude pulled out an 11 incher and left me in cock shock bro istg"

by LOLLIPOP7400 February 26, 2022

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