Bizaaaare you say

said when something is really, really fucked up. It is said on one of the Simpson's episodes and thus it is a valid word.

...and so children, the horse came out of her vagina" Bizaaaare you say

by bread infection October 21, 2005

you say

1. sarcastic means of saying ok
2. posed as a question, you are prompting someone to say the obvious (what do,you say?)

1. joe: check out that white girl, she totally wants me
bob: you say.....
2. (mommy gives candy to child)mom: you say?
child: thank you

by thumperz June 27, 2008

the hell you say

Bullshit; I don't believe it!

Holy Man: "And if thy tongue offend thee, cut it off:"
Literal Dumbo: "The hell you say!"
Holy Man: "Past the end of your nose and over your head..." (facepalm)

by preciousbritches August 4, 2013

so you say

Sarcastic response to a comment somebody makes

Friend: You’re ugly
Me: so you say

by Datniggaant June 12, 2018

stupid things people say

People do say some shockingly stupid things in every day life.
here are just a few of them!

you ask, "How ya doing...?"
And then courteously they answer "High"...!

"Have a nice day!!"
"no i'm aiming for a shitty one"

"I found it!!! it was in the last place i looked!!"
"well of course it was. youd be pretty stupid to keep looking after you found it"

"drive safely!"
"no i'm going to drive along at 100mphm with my eyes closed!"

"my eyes aren't what they used to be"
"what were they? ears?"

"He has his mothers eyes"
"no i'm pretty sure their mine"

"Find yourself a nice man!"
"no i'm trying to find one who's going to be on the run, wanted for murder 24/7"

"is there anyone there?"
"nope, no one here!"

someone phones you in the middle of the night "are you asleep?"
"no, i answered the phone in my sleep"

"can i ask you a question?"
"you just did."

"Life is short."
"no its not. tell me one thing you can do that's longer."

a person is lying on the road bleeding to death "stay with us! don't go!"
"do i look like i could leave if i wanted to??"

"they should put lights on this step so blind people dont trip on it!

note: any offense by "stupid things people say" is unintentional. do not take it seriously.

by Tsukasa a.k.a Blue Moon August 12, 2010

wouldn't say no

An expression with strong sexual connotations, it is used generally when referring to someone of the opposite sex who, while not attractive enough for the subject to actively pursue as a sexual partner, is sufficiently attractive that if said person were to pursue the subject for the same reason, the subject "wouldn't say no".

"Your one over there, she hasn't the best face on her, but I wouldn't say no."

by Cacodyl February 11, 2008

i was just gonna say

What someone says before saying what they are going to say. Often a nervous habit.

Teacher: Billy, do you have something you want to say?

William: I was just gonna say my name is William.


Teacher: William, what is the answer to number four?

William: I was just gonna say that it's Pluto, sir.

by jkerp16 December 9, 2008