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Salt rimmed taco

When you excrete feces on a toilet at the exact same time you drink alcohol and snort a line.
Man, I was at the comedy club, and the restroom was right next to the stage where this dude was bombing, so I decided to spice things up with a salt rimmed taco.
by Whatisyourexcuse May 26, 2018
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salt rimmed dick

i’m not sure myself but where the fuck can i find a tippity dick pic i need it rnnnnnnnnnnnmn!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tippity please post your salt rimmed dick please
by horny4tippity December 29, 2020
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Salt Bae

A salt bae is responsible for rubbing, massaging, tenderizing, and seasoning their bae's "meat". A good salt bae takes their bae and the "meat" out for dates and cuddles. Salt baes' are required to maintain the health and happiness of their bae's "meat", no matter how exhausting it may be gettin the "work" all the time.
That's my salt bae; She's my salt bae; Don't make me get my salt bae; I need to schedule an appointment with my salt bae; Does your salt bae accept my insurance?
by Letter T March 3, 2022
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Veruca Salted

(v.intr.) To get one's way by behaving like Veruca Salt; indulged.
I almost expected her to start whining about how she wanted "a golden goose" next, the way she Veruca Salted that thing.
by Neoteric June 26, 2006
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Ass Salt Rifle

A nickname given to the MA5b and MA5c Assault Rifles in the Halo series due to its lack of usefulness. Seriously it's like a fucking Nerf gun.
1337gam3r1: Jeffy quit using the ass salt rifle and pick up a DMR! Look at ur K/D
Jeffy197: But its good!
CheeterPeter22: I'll hack you!
by BoredKid1911 June 29, 2011
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Himalayan Salt Shaker

To receive a hand job through the anal cavity of a sexual partner, from a second partner, while in the vagina of the first.
"Banged a girl with a prolapsed asshole. Then her friend joined in and gave me a Himalayan Salt Shaker"

"Yeah Jess broke up with me cos I asked her for a Himalayan Salt Shaker"

" I can't really get off unless she's giving me a Himalayan Salt Shaker"

"Just ticked the Himalayan Salt Shaker off me bucket list"
by Channel9chook November 30, 2016
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Pennsylvania Salt Shaker

When you cum all over an unshaven beaver and then scratch your head, letting the dandruff cost the jizz soaked clam.
Hey TJ, you should of seen the Pennsylvania Salt Shaker I performed on your mom last night!
by See_dub_ya October 14, 2019
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