Rusty Nail

Gangster talk for a washed up has been or never was. riiight?
Elliot doesn't care if Steve Langford lives or dies, because langford is a rusty nail, a beef stew.
by Ultraback November 17, 2015
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Rusty Missile

In extreme cases of sex, when you are having anal sex with a man or woman, you pull out, shove your fist in their ass then punch them in the face.

Similar to the rusty hook but instead of putting your finger, its your fist. And Instead of pulling on their cheek you punch them in the face.
I was banging Todd the other night and I surprised him with the Ol' Rusty Missile

I am going to court over the Rusty Missile. Apparently getting fisted wasn't too much but punching her in the face was.
by KookyNebraskaBoy October 03, 2009
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Rusty Pacifier

During doggystyle sex begin thumbing your partners ass , while still having sex pull your thumb out and stick it into their mouth so they can suck it like a pacifier.
i was havin sex with this chick and while i was fucking her doggstyle i gave her the rusty pacifier
by Giovanni Romano October 19, 2010
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rusty trumpkin

A sexual act where you lick a Trump supporters ass while simultaneously giving them a reach around at a rally to make the supporters seem more enthusiastic about cheering for a losing candidate. This is a modification on the rusty trombone.
My tongue is sore after giving rusty trumpkins all across the country.
by Contributor_Random November 16, 2016
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Rusty Trombone

From Wikipedia:

Rusty trombone is a sexual act in which a man stands with his knees and back slightly bent, with feet at least shoulder width apart to expose his anus. The other partner typically kneels behind the man and performs anilingus while reaching up beneath the testicles or around the body to manually administer rapid up and down motions of the penis, mimicking the motions of a trombone player. The act is defined primarily by the physical orientation of the partners and the combination of analingus with manual sexual stimulation; however, other positions and variations are possible.
Haley played my rusty trombone last night.
by Fakename Bill August 02, 2014
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rusty barnacle

(n) - an inverted or pronated rectum, damaged by anal sex with an unusually thick dick or dildo.

(n) - an anus or rectum that protrudes like a barnacle from the asscrack, usually from rough anal sex
She told him that she liked it rough, so it wasn't his fault that she got a rusty barnacle.

"You know how huge Bob is - don't let him do anal or you'll end up with a rusty barnacle."
by dimebag40 April 09, 2010
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Rusty Barstool

Having sex with a woman where she is on top when she's on her period.
She was on top of me last night and left me with a Rusty Barstool.
by Oneballbobby September 03, 2010
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