Teddy Ruxpin

EVIL DEMON BEAR THAT WHISPERS MURDERINGS INTO YOUR DREAMS WHILE YOU SLEEP.

That Teddy ruxpin is a real assbutt. He made me dream about punching a bunch of kittens and then eating my own legs for dinner...with chop sticks.

by plaguemonkey October 10, 2013

runting

small deformed dwarf

hobbit

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

runnin' the dog

Banging a chick doggie-style while standing upright and pulling her hair like a dog on a leash.
Bill: "Did you get any last night"?

Ted: "Yeah, I was runnin' the dog all night long!"
Source: wddamf, New Orleans

by wddamf June 27, 2007

running off my face

running off my face generally describes how badly your nose runs while you have a cold or during allergy season.

charlotte: charles, my allergies are killing me today. the pollen count must be at least a million. my freaking nose is running off my face.

charles: here's a box of tissues, babygirl. dang, looks like you are gonna need em.

by sweetontweety7777 March 29, 2009

Running on Empty

Due to chronic masturbation, this term describes the situation when a puff of air is ejaculated instead of semen.

Geez, I need to stop jerking off like it owes me money, I am running on empty.

by the quaker June 9, 2007

Rumpin

The act of giving it to a girl whether she likes it or not.

Man, that chick needs a good rumpin

by Jeff Brown March 3, 2004

Running of the Bulls

An extreme sexual manuver when a man is on top of a woman and the man tries to throw the woman around the room while still maintaining insertion.

Guy 1: Did you hear? Bob and Lisa went to the running of the bulls?
Guy 2: Naw d00de.

by CamRon Bawllsack March 11, 2008