real ultimate power

See wordninja/word.

My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- www.realultimatepower.net

by track-10 January 21, 2003

real

1.adv: The action of being true to the code of ethics of one's self, culture, and environment. ie: keep it real

2.n: An enhanced, extreme, version of reality that usually alludes to a violent existence.

1."I beat up my teacher cuz he was wearing the wrong colors. You know I keep it real"

2. "Shit gets mad real over in Iraq"

by Telly D. May 20, 2005

real job

A term used by college graduate snobs, used to convince themselves that working in a cooperation isn't a waste of time and following your dreams will get you nowhere.

I wanna be a musician and travel the world! ~Dreamer

Dude, that will never happen. Get a real job like me. ~snob

by Bobby222 June 18, 2009

real world

title picked by MTV to somehow foist the public into buying the concept that 7 strangers living in a house rent-free for months on end is somehow real.

Who drank my juice? I'll kill you all if I don't find out who drank my juice!

by Shawn E. July 14, 2003

Real Gangsta

1.- Never snitches

2.- Never turns his back on another real homie

3.- Always down for another real homie

4.- Always willing to give back to the ghetto

5.- a real gangsta stays true and keeps it real

6.- a real gangsta is aware of his surroundings

7.- a real gangsta shows love to real gangstas FUCK WHAT YA HEARD!!!!!!

real gangsta - where were u at when i was locked up!
fake gangsta - come on foe you know i have yo back!
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"blast blast blast"
real gangsta - got shot
fake gangsta - was basically the one who shot him (not neccesarly literally)
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a gangsta keeps it real regardless of what homie!
"keeps it real"- doesnt snitch, man's up, helps out, doesnt coward down when it comes these bitch made enemies

by Thestreetsismything June 6, 2009

the mad real world

Ain'tcha heard? It's that new show where they take one white guy and make him live with six of the craziest black people.

From The Mad Real World:

White guy: "Tyree...you stabbed my dad! And you had sex with Katie."

Tyree: "Now wait a minute you got that all wrong. I ain't have sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed-ed it."

Katie: "Yeah, Tyree, you had sex with me too..."

Tyree: "Correction. I had sex with Katie."

by Jghd erguiordf August 19, 2006

the real world

a show on mtv that has 7 strangers or more correctly 7 sterotypes. I find it odd that they also manage to find one pretty girl, one bitch, one gay guy, one jock that all the girls are afrer, one crazy person, one black person, and one wingman to the jock. If it is done so randomly than why are the same sterotypical people on the show? and also they are going to run out of places. They've already done all the major cities in the states.

Season 77, the real world Ford County, Mississippi
Season, 78 the real world Compton, California

you see my point? show = fake and they will run out of locations eventually.

by jersey kid December 24, 2007