Rocket raccoon

a badass trash panda

someone: wow whos that badass trash panda?
me: oh thas Rocket raccoon

by tony.STANK October 19, 2020

Rocket Raccoon

Literally the best raccoon in the whole entirety of the Marvel Comics Universe. He's the best raccoon dude ever; a true nigga, may I add. He's obsessed with prosthetic body parts and his best friend's name is Groot. Also, he uses guns and it's fun. He's fantastic i love him oh my god

Vinny: Oh my God Rocket is amazing
Everyone else: stop being gay for rocket raccoon you furry

by CallMeHoney May 6, 2019

On Your Rocket

When one is so high on the gange they cease to function like a normal person, i.e. snapping awkwardly to music and philosophizing poorly to anyone who will listen

"Last night you wouldn't let us play anything but "Major Tom", but all you did was sway awkwardly to it. You were defs on your rocket"

by 2North February 13, 2012

Tuesday Rocket

When a girl is riding your cock so hard and fast that she latches on making it impossible to get her off right before you're about to purge, so you kick her off into the air.

I didn't want no kids so I gave her the ol' Tuesday Rocket

by Crispy Fungus August 31, 2023

crotch rocket

chick magnet that is a motorcycle

yo that crotch rocket gets so many bitches !!!

by r1riderz April 4, 2003

snot rocket

What my boyfriend did on a date.

(I plug his nose just to annoy him)
(He holds his breath and pushes with his nose)
(I let go - stupidly - only to get snot ALL OVER ME in a RESTAURANT)

Disgusting.

by Yuh huh... that's right May 1, 2005

Taco Rocket

Usually an early to mid 80's American made vehicle (ie; 1984 Chevy Monte Carlo). Said vehicle is characterized by small, wide wheels that stick out from the fenders. 13 inch rims are most common. The taco rocket is not complete without some or all of the following accessories: Immitation hood scoop (not painted of course) rivited to the hood, multiple fake antennas, carpeted dash board, dingle balls mounted to front top of windshield, CD attached to rearview mirror, crappy do-it-yourself window tint, various decals, including the Virgin Mary, Jesus or the occasional bull. More often than not, the Taco Rocket is a piece of shit, where as the tires/rims are worth more than the entire car. It is not unheard of for a "esse" to buy the tires/rims first, then a car to put them on. There is a variation to the normal Taco Rocket where the car has an elaborate paint job, although the color scheme leaves something to desire such as lime green and copper. In recent years the Taco Rocket phenominum has spread to import cars.

Person A: Goddamn that is one ugly fuckin Taco Rocket!!
Person B: What the fuck was that Vato thinking when he did the paint job!?

Examples of more recent Taco Rockets:
a 1999 Pontiac Firebird Trans-AM WS-6 with hydraulics
a Dodge Ram 2500 4x4 slammed, riding on 13 inch, super wide tires

by Tank178 October 31, 2005