finishing rag

Any sort of towel, cloth, tissue or sock etc. that a male uses to complete the final stage of his masturbatory act, eliminating mess and/or assisting in clean up afterwards. Can be for one-off use or reused multiple times.

Tom- "Hey man, what's this crusty towel lying under your bed?"

Jeff- "Oh, that's just my finishing rag."

Tom- "Nice!"

by getgaydude March 7, 2013

snarf rag

Rag used to wipe away fecal debris on a man's penis after engaging in anal sex

Dean left his snarf rag in the bathroom and Dave thought it was a hand towel. He would have been better off not washing his hands after taking a dump.

by Ritebackatya December 14, 2013

snarf rag

Use of a bandana to wipe away any debris left behind after engaging in anal sex

"You know Dean had too much to drink when he wipes his nose with his snarf rag"

by Rite acharya December 14, 2013

bangladesh rag factory

A fictitious company that represents the evils of the corporate world - low pay, long hours, dangerous conditions, and little hope for advancement. It serves as a reminder to those who dare to escape their cube jobs to never look back, and helps those who cannot quit their stressful and unfulfilling work to feel better about their lot in life.

Hey that 90 hour a week investment banking job isn't that bad - at least you don't work at the Bangladesh Rag Factory!

by Theragman February 17, 2015

limp-rag syndrome

Where a malingerer habitually claims to be utterly drained/exhausted whenever anything resembling w-o-r-k is suggested, yet is then able to hop right back up and participate in more desirable stuff like eating, intimacy, pleasant/recreational activities, etc.

I'm all for allowing someone to decline helping out with a group-effort task if he truly is disabled or too weak/fatigued to even move a muscle, but I hate it when people use this excuse one moment to get out of any physical effort, yet are then perfectly capable of robustly marching off and playing sports or whatever just moments later --- sounds like limp-rag syndrome to me.

by QuacksO June 25, 2018

beat rag

A greasy rag or towel used for clean up after pulling your goalie. Commonly found in the cabs of heavy equipment.

All the heavy equipment operators were gunning to run the grader because they knew it had a fresh beat rag in the cab to pass the night shift.

by thegoodguy1284 April 9, 2020

Scooby Dew Rag

That stuffed animal that's all torn up and dirty that nobody touches because the family dog spends all day alternating between chewing it and humping it.

"I know you want to play with Fluffy but you might want to get that out of your mouth, it's his Scooby Dew rag!!

by figarojames January 19, 2019