puppies

Things used to bait the kiddies.

Man: "I have some puppies in my van."

Boy: "Oh gee-wizz, puppies!"

Man: "Mmmm"

by Olshan February 22, 2008

saginaw slush puppy

A Saginaw slushpuppy is when you take an empty slurpee glass at 7-11 and shit in it. Once its full of your bowelrific deposit, you fill the rest of the cup with your favorite flavored slurpee and hand it to an unsuspecting douchebag. Usually, they end up drinking half of it before they realize the surprise

little Billy didn't realize until it was too late, that he was the victim of a cherry flavored saginaw slush puppy

by Dangerous Dirk February 5, 2008

Craven choke puppy

This is a famous line that depicts someone who wants everything but, when they get it, they can’t handle it.

She be craven choke puppy for that man juice, but it turned out to be mandingo.

by the greenskeeper July 7, 2004

vagina-puppet

A male who allows himself to be controlled by a female. Said individual will sacrifice all reason, dignity, and self-respect in order to satisfy his vaginal overlord.

Since meeting Angeline Jolie, Brad Pitt has become a real vagina-puppet.

by Brill Mare February 7, 2007

butt puppets

Butt Puppets is a funny way to say you have to poop.

I have to go make butt puppets.

If you are going to go make butt puppets dont let the water splash you on you ass.

by CcreatorR April 26, 2004

Dead Puppets Asylum

madd nice underground punk, screamo, emo, alternative band

BOB: "DPA's #1 on the charts."

by JaXx SaNzZ April 8, 2005

Puppeteer

This occurs during a bisexual threesome involving two guys and one girl. When one man inserts his penis into the ass of the other man, then thrusts and guides that man into the womans vagina.

"Danny and Ryan pulled the puppeteer on Linda last night. Who thought Ryan would be the middle man."

by MisterRochet February 8, 2010