Pure

Tilda Hempstead

girl 1: look at that Tilda Hempstead
girl 2: Shes so pure. never even looked at a boy

by michellebublé November 26, 2018

Eighty Percent

The percentage of illness a person has to feel in order for them to be declared as "Not well mate"

I'm only feeling eighty percent, I'm not well mate

by Baron Greenback December 10, 2008

dece purch

Short for "decent purchase". Orginally used as druggie-slang/code for a good drug deal or drug quality, but recently has been used in response to any type of favorable purchase, or simply to replace the word "dece".

"Yeah, that coke was a dece purch"

"Lemee see that cellphone......damn, dece purch."

"Ok I'll come to your house later"
"Aiyt, dece purch"

by ZmaN277 August 10, 2007

high percentage play

Originally coined by basketball commentators, used to refer to a smart, and conventional move or decision made by a player, usually leading to a good outcome, such as a basket or foul on the opposing side.

When used in everyday speaking, it carries much the same meaning, and is usually used to point out whether or not a decision made was smart and paid off, or stupid and useless.

A: Dude.... I still don't have a date for the prom.
B: Just go ask (average girl) out, I bet she's on the same boat as you.
A: Screw her, I'm going to try asking (much more desired girl) to go.
B: Buddy, there's only a week left, it's not exactly a high percentage play, plus I bet she already has a date.

by seouldout December 27, 2010

Forty Percent Dating

When a nerdy couple date only using technology. One does not Forty Percent Date face to face, physical contact is not allowed and under no circumstances can the two speak to one another offline unless they are in a group of at least ten people. Forty Percent Dating is only used when both counterparts of the couple are too socially awkward, anxious or inept to do anything with one another. Both are extremely relieved when the relationship is terminated as they had difficulty stringing one sentence together in order to speak to their boyfriend/girlfriend. This mostly happens in younger couples with less experience in the dating world, not many can get passed Forty Percent Dating until their third or fourth relationship. It is then when they may grasp the concept of dates. It is not very often when a person finds themselves unable to get passed the Forty Percent Dating stage of their life. Normally, if this happens it is because the person is too co-dependent on their friends and doesn't make enough time for their relationship. It is suggested that they take a slight step back from their friendships and become more involved in their romantic interest. Forty Percent Dating is also known as: Somewhat Dating, Halfway Dating and Loveless Relationships.

"Hey man, did you finally dump that girl you had a Forty Percent Relationship with?"

<Person 1> and <Person 2> dated for three months. In that time they talked face to face once. The rest of their lives were dominated by the internet and texting, it was to the point that if they made eye contact it scared them. They were Forty Percent dating.

by Incapableofkeepingrelationship May 19, 2013

Purchase college

a chemical reaction that occurs when thousands of misfit hipster types descend upon a shitty post industrial pseudo campus, finding other oddlings such as themselves, do truly exist, and proceed to become extremely intoxicated, whilst listening to their uncle and his drinking buddies play shitty music in the the student center.

however there are a minority of oddlings immune to this ghastly reaction, who just happen to be some of the most amazing people you'll ever meet.

hey guys let's go to the co-op and get some of that piss they call coffee

yea! and then we can make some earplugs out of paper mache to bring to the show tonight.

rad.

purchase college: see also, cliche, poser, bad taste, bubble of smug

by girlonstilts June 15, 2009

pure

1. Not tainted by negative experince

2.No life experince

3. 100%

1&2: She is so pure; she has no idea what sex is.

3: 100% florida Orange Juice!

by Cait Sith Cat December 8, 2002