Pump Monkey

A relentless self-serving cheerleader for financial markets generally motivated by an ulterior motive, e.g. a liar.

"Experts" who promote their own "book," or investment strategy with an aim toward personal gain.

Economic recovery is dependent upon pump monkeys bolstering consumer confidence.

by Adam Smith Jr. July 17, 2012

hand pump

background - dan brown
an insult presumably meaning 'wanker' or 'laurajean'

''can i have a bong dan'', ''fuck off you hand pump''

by jonny p January 28, 2005

Gut Pump

Ripped on blow drunk and buff as fuk, cialis fueled boner penetrating a cougar until she sprays, and u continue because ur dick is throbbing and won't go down.

I wheeled this coug and gut pumped the fuk out her old puss

by Monster Calves September 24, 2011

stump pump

voilently pumping your fist in and out of someones asshole up to and including your wrist so your arm looks like a stump

"ya i made him my bitch by stump pumpin' the bastard till he agreed"

by kerri-ann vigar August 7, 2007

pump and dump

Going to a gas station and pumping petrol so that you can get the keys to the bathroom to take a dump.

"Oh man, we've been on this road trip for ages! We're gonna have to pump and dump!"

by pump and dump April 5, 2015

pump and dump

If a new mother wants to drink, but is breastfeeding her baby, she can 'pump' the milk that has alcohol in it and 'dump' / get rid of it.

Sally: "I can't drink until baby John is weened"
Maggie "Come one girl, drink tonight and just pump and dump in the morning"

by YoMeg June 4, 2007

priming the pump

Eating the pussy while warming it up for sex.

I was licking the cho cha trying to prime the pump.

by James March 11, 2003