Pulice

To flip a story where you royally fucked up to make yourself the hero.

Tony puliced the situation to make it look like he saved a family from a burglar, but he was actually in a bar fight.

by ThorsSword November 23, 2023

Public disturbance

Blonde girls with glasses

“Bro look at that walking public disturbance”
“What?!?! That’s just Maria Tyler”

by Crackmaster007 February 7, 2024

Public Intoxification

Becoming so extremely intoxicated that you completely blackout, commit at minimum 1 felony, and are in jail <<or>> about to enter court and be sentenced to prison before you're coherent and functionally sober enough to find out what felony/felonies you are being charged with.

"I indeed went "up the road Cisco", for 5 years, after sobering up and finding out I was in jail with a felony induced by Public Intoxifcation."

" Public Intoxification "

by RebelWolfQueen December 3, 2024

Public Cloud

Inherently unstable and terrible

Fucking Azure is down again, why are we still using public cloud on prod guys?

by silvanathecat June 25, 2024

Public domain

When something isn’t or is no longer copyrighted

Night of the Living Dead forgor to have copyright, which is why it’s public domain 💀

by Goofy Ahh Boy July 18, 2024

Public Slugging

A combination of sexual fetishises including the likes of public exhibition and cum play.

Can be performed alone but more acceptable with a partner.

Ex1 - Nichole and mathew test drove a new Toyota when Nichole felt the urge to slug Mathew off, she aimed his spring loaded nose slapper and let that baby yoghurt fly all over the centre console, then returned the uncleaned savvy little rav4 complete with an added touch of shimmering shine.

Ex2- Matt and Nic had passionate anal sex in a target change room, matt pulled out for nichole to finish him all over a steel grey Grandeur Bath Towel, which was then placed delicately back on display

. - public slugging at its finest

by Blockerchelli July 27, 2024

Public Blaming

Any kind of organization, institution, or group. Blaming the audience, readers, or perceived group; for misunderstanding, non compliance, or moral outrage.

Disney executives blame the audience for they're woke movies failures. The audience is sexist and racist, that's why or movies are failing in the box office. Thus is public blaming.

by chubz778 April 6, 2024