Ponks

A type of special stock in the industry market.

Person 1: Hey have you seen the ponks chart today
Person 2: Yeah it's really high

by w0ndertwo April 17, 2021

Ponky

When a guy with a big bunda (bum) is into a milf but she isn’t actually milf

My guy is getting well ponky with Clara’s mum

by anonymous April 22, 2021

Plonker

someone who takes a shit but it's a single splash kn the toilet

karl's a plonker

by two door sedan May 12, 2021

Pionk

Shout this word when a defenceman grabs the puck

*defenceman grabs puck*

Joey: "PIOONNKKKKKK! Pionk Pionk Pionk!

by Pionk69 May 19, 2021

Plonker

A person who has no idea what they are doing, someone completely oblivious to the fact they are doing something extremely stupid.
also, it's fun to say, so it's a great way to insult your friends.

Oh my god, how did you just die from that?! You're a total plonker!

by Aotnigci June 14, 2021

Prank

This word is used for telling people that think they are in a life-threatening situation like murder or other pranks they're actually not gonna die or anything.

after the prank ends the prankster says "It's a prank" which makes the person that's getting pranked look like a complete fool of themselves.

Prankster: Don't make me shoot you in the head >:(
Guy: Okay, please don't kill me :(
Prankster: It's a prank bro lolol
Guy: bruhh i thought

by 8408 :D June 22, 2021

plonked

when someone is just super shwasted

dude she drank so much she was so plonked

by mommymckee July 14, 2021