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princess alberta

A clit piercing, derived from the slang term for a penile piercing- prince albert.
by Marcus Agalon April 30, 2006
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Princess Mary

(a)Tasmanian slag who grew to fame by meeting a prince of a small european country where apple danishes come from.

(b)To look like an uppity Tassie whore, who doesnt deserve the fame she received.

(C) A cheap show pony slut, who is nothing like the goddess Princess Diana.

(D)A word to show that even the dirtiest slut can become a somebody
"Did you hear Debbie married Keith for his money"

"She is such a Princess Mary"
by Glenn Griffiths August 6, 2006
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Princess Peach

She was last seen cheating on Mario with Bowser.
I'm still pissed off that Princess Peach used me as a punching bag in both Smash Brothers games.
by Toad October 27, 2003
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Princess

my best friend a real princess thru and thru and he has the tiara to boot
by me October 1, 2003
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princess parking

another (more feminine-oriented) variation of 'rockstar parking': getting a space right in front of (or otherwise very close to) the venue being visited. other variations on this term include 'prime parking.'
Holy crap! A spot right in front of the building! Talk about princess parking!
by Johnny 5 September 2, 2005
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J. A. P. <Jewish American Princess>

J.A.P. (not to be confused with the ethnic slur directed towards the people of Japan "jap")
is:
A rich, preppy, spoiled, Jew girl. She has dark brown straightened hair,
shes from the east coast,
her fake tan makes her look like a mexican,
she has a Northface fliece on and some Moccasins,
or Ugg boots and/or Louis Vuitton.
Her nose is a Joo nose,
She buys expensive ugly shit to show bitch got money.
Her voice is either
a)raspy
b)new york accented
c)bitch
d) all the above

A J.A.P. can be found at any expensive university and also is normally found in the Northeast, including the tri-state area (NY, CT, NJ)

J.A.P.'s look like svetlanna on the real world. real bratty bitchs that like to get whatever they want and slut it up.
Sherry:"Dood, look!"
Paul:" Oh damn, its another J. A. P. <Jewish American Princess>, what a whore."

Ross:"HOw many J.A.P's does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Erin:"Idk, i bet theres something about how much of a bitch they are though..."
Ross:"Two Japs- one to cry "daddy, wheres my diet coke?" and one to call a greasey tool monkey on her 1500$ phone and make him screw it in!"
Erin:" WHAT SLUTZ!"
by Efler December 14, 2008
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snow princess

A poetic term used to describe a white female.
While staying in the Philippines, Lyle was surrounded by a sea of Filipino women who were all very attractive, but none of them could match the beauty of his porcelain skinned snow princess Crystal.
by english_major September 15, 2016
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