premature evacuation

1. leaving the bus or train accidentally before your stop

Oh crap, this is maple street, that was a total premature evacuation.

by jklima October 30, 2008

premeet skeet

Masterbating the night before a track meet

Our track team does a premeet skeet before championships each year

by Austinthetrackdude May 6, 2014

Prem

A mayonnaise ass raped boy that looks like dumbo but with an x-large Kangol hat

Shit...here come the prem-a-jiggalo doing his right thurrrrr with his furrrrred up male homiez-YEAHHHH?????

by Amar C November 13, 2003

premature grabulation

In beer bong, when someone prematurely egrabulates (grabs or touches the ball while still in flight and not having touched anything). Penalty is usually one cup, but slapping always remains an option

Dude, did you see the match last night? Mike was being a dipshit and lost the game because of a premature grabulation

by broski mcbroerton October 23, 2009

The premature fortnite llama

This is where someone takes an underdeveloped baby and smashes it apart and like the llamas from fortnite, edible goodies come out of the baby that you can sell or eat.

Joe: I hear that using the premature fortnite llama can make a great meal!

Fred: wtf

by Bruhsoundeffect#4 November 27, 2019

Premature Evacuation

When a closeted homosexual is outed, either by themselves or by another individual, earlier than necessary, usually resulting in negative consequences

“This chick was totally DTF today, but I ruined it due to a severe case of premature evacuation…”

by Timothy Sann November 19, 2011

premature ejaculation

Something Doop does alot with his mom.

"Damnit Doop, stop fucking your mom!"

by Fuck You Doop. September 5, 2004