pickle in a pouch

A pickle sized dick wrapped up in a slick lubey condom

Oh baby give me your moist firm pickle in a pouch

by hamslice6969 September 9, 2019

skoal berry pouches

the worst dip made to man-kind
it's a pussy's dip

don't be a bitch and dip pouches anyways

you can i have a dip

yeah man

why the fuck do you have skoal berry pouches

cause thats the shit

your a fucking bitch

by TheOficialDipper01 January 24, 2020

devil's pouch maneuver

a term for when a pizza delivery guy calls you daddy and tea bags your pizza

AHH DANG IT The guy pulled a devil's pouch maneuver on my pizza.

by sasasasasasasa123 February 29, 2020

Ass to Pouch

When someone fingers a dirty asshole then immediately packs a lip of chewing tobacco with the same hand.

I pack my double decker horseshoes like any free American should, Ass to Pouch.

by 104206901 March 15, 2021

Ravioli Hand Pouch

A sexual act consisting of a hand job while a saturated maxi pad is wrapped around the penis. Usually done between lovers with deeply seated issues, as an attempt to bring spice and intimacy back into a stale relationship.

My old lady gave me the old ravioli hand pouch the other day, gotta say, a lot stickier than I thought it would be

by Cwkrchotrod November 6, 2021

As fake as Pocahontas

A morally bankrupt person

E. Pocahontas Warren and Pocapelosi seem to be as fake as Pocahontas

by Crazy Uncle Dimma December 6, 2024

Gift of Pocahontas

The type booty call that keeps gifting you with her vagina, but always leaves right after dynamite sex pretending to be upset by your arrangement.

She's always calling for a Pow Wow since the first time she showed up, at my place, dressed up like eating her pie was a gift for Thanks Giving dinner. It's the Gift of Pocahontas that keeps on giving.

by Maniconwords August 3, 2024