Original Poster Syndrome

"OPS", Original Poster Syndrome. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, stupidity, lack of spelling and grammar, lack of creativity and originality. Common at websites that begin with "My Life Is".

As defined by MLIA commenter pyrotech.

OPS infected MLIA poster: today I realized that when I make the smiley face with the tongue :P I actually stick out my tongue a little bit when I type it. MLIA

Commenter: Man, why does everyone that posts here have Original Poster Syndrome?

Commenter: Who cares, at least we're the sane ones.

by SMFAN500 November 24, 2010

poster's remorse

the feeling one may have just as he or she hits the "post" button at UD talk or on the UD wall. just like closing the barn door after the horse has fled!

gee, you'd think all these defs i've published, all the talk posts, and all the stuff i've written on the UD wall should have given me a severe case of poster's remorse........nah, screw 'em all!!!

by earpuller July 21, 2006

postering

Going around town and putting posters up on poles. Tape is generally used.

This is great promotion for local shows or concerts, or even businesses.

GUIDELINES/RULES:
- do not poster over other posters unless that event has already happened
- limit it to one poster per pole (per event)
- try and take your posters down once your event is over
- do not use profanity or sexual content on posters
- do not poster in illegal places (private property, buildings, mail boxes, etc)

"Hey guys, let's go postering!"

by Postering August 30, 2007

pastey

usually a pale, skinny, long shaggy haired, crackhead.
skin tone is very abnormal, looks high 24/7.

man thats your boyfriend? he looks like some pastey dude from upstate.

by andy Viet G style July 29, 2008

Pastel

lacrosse stick

"go some spoons(lax sticks) in my closet....gotta get rid of some of those pastels"

by Brantford May 25, 2009

pesterfuck

(v.) complain or point out the obvious with the intent to annoy others in the process.

(n.) A pesterfuck; one who pesterfucks.

(adj.) Pesterfucking; As in: you pesterfucking asshole.

(adv.) Pesterfuckingly; As in: My familyesterfuckingly opens presents.

You pesterfuck all damn day long...you pesterfucking asshole.

by hannah and ryan December 26, 2005

pasted-out

-What happens to your saliva after ingesting/smoking marijuana.
-When saliva becomes a "pastey" texture.

"Man, I am SO pasted-out!"

by Forbiddenforgotten November 6, 2008