Pooping at Target

The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.

Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"

by MuffinStuffers November 17, 2014

popping your jaw

To make a physical threat without following through.

Keep on popping your jaw, you're too big of a pussy to throw one punch.

by Staples8 November 22, 2014

popping the monkey

When your friend tells u something to look up and isn't there :(

8===D popping the monkey

by pooping in a cuo August 2, 2014

popping round

I just need to pay a short visit to Unit 25, I'll see you in a couple of days.

I'm Just popping round to see Joe Bloggs

by sifray August 8, 2015

Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon

This defines the feeling you get when an immediate and unmistakable urge to take a massive dump. It begins with a poking turtle, but you feel the ferocity of a hidden dragon behind it.

I gotta run, I got a Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon!

by GORBUS THE LEGENDARY December 25, 2021

pain-popping

A pain-popping is a very unpleasant remark that drives you so ashamed that you are uncapable of replying.

" This guy always tells pain-popping "

by AtOnE October 26, 2007

chain-poking

This is where someone on facebook will constantly poke random people because it has become somewhat of an addiction

John: i wish mary would stop chain-poking she has poked like 50 people today

by ufcgaz December 21, 2010