poopdick

A person who doesnt have the motivation to do anything; a lazy asshole.

"dude ryan manning you want to go to the mall?" "No i would rather just sleep and stay inside and do nothing, i am a poopdick"

by j-bonerr October 13, 2011

poopdick

A common disease contracted from anal sex in which your dick comes out coated in your partners poop. It is incurable and will provide many laughs for your friends at your expense.

John: Derek i heard Kyndell gave you poopdick!

Derek: FML...

by Cocksuckingbearwrastler November 22, 2009

Memphis Pooper-Scoop

When one goes to hug a girl, and while in the midst of the hug one hand is casually slipped down the back of her pants and her anus region is touched. Works best on a girl with loose pants.

I totally caught Candie off guard when I Memphis Pooper-Scooped her halfway through our hug. She wanted more though!

by Nate6890 April 19, 2008

Pooper Scooper

vb; the act of inserting four fingers into the female rectum, and the remaining thumb into the vaginal cavity moving the hand upward in a scooping motion.

yo that bitch was trippin' last night so i hit her with the pooper scooper and she chille.

by BMcDSquad December 22, 2008

Pooper Scooper

One who very often tends to belive rumors or trash talk about anybody or anything. Since the rumors are only spread by the people who 'talk shit', the beliver is refered to as the "Pooper Scooper" Get it??

P1: Hey, you wanna chill at M.J's House?!
P2: Hell NO, I herd he likes to rape little boys! I'm a little boy!
P1: Those are rumors! Quit bein such a Pooper Scooper!
Dam.. *Walks away

NOTE: No offense intended towards M.J!

by BiLinGuist August 30, 2009

poopdick

a dipshit, dumbass, or flamer. One who is quite possibly a queen butt burglar.

McNeil is a freaking poopdick, I can't believe he is so fucked up.

by Jay Shady May 11, 2004

Poopendickular

The right angle for anal sex.

Turn around and get poopendickular, babe.

by onehandcrabbing March 18, 2013