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Cleaning the pipes

Anglo-American slang term used to describe the act of mastubation in order to empty one's testicles of a thick, fat, juicy load of baby-batter in order to start a newer batch.
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...
"Percy spent two hours cleaning his pipes because he hadn't shot his load for four days."

"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."
by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004
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lay some pipe

That chick is smokin' hot, I'd like to lay some pipe on her.
by Charles Uwe December 4, 2003
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piped telly

We just got piped telly in our gaff.
by kfly September 5, 2008
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pipe-ish

an attractive/sexy male who possesses many a desirable qualities including being: dangerously handsome, funny (in both the laugh with/ at manner), magically inclined (tah dah!), sweet in disposition, the inspiration for a rare, valuable, and desirable international currency, an absolute nerd, and muscular in stature/ jacked! Also those defined as pipe-ish may display the following characteristics: they have a highly addictive personality and should steer clear of games containing gambling, hexigons, monkeys, and multi-coloured cubes, in addition they are considered quite adorable in the sense that they are easily adored and respected by all who are lucky enough to know them! :)
That tall male with the long hair (hahaha) is completely pipe-ish!
by Lance Gymbo January 7, 2008
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pipquat

(n) a person who is quite the twat face, also someone who can be defined as a bitch slut hoe skank whore, someone who really wants it up the butt, and who is really a horny cumguzzler.
(v)the act of being a twat face in which you are a slut whore bitch skank hoe, also getting up the butt, and or giving hardcore intense dome and swallowing as much cum as possible.
eww did you hear about stacy last night? shes is the biggest pipquat.

did you hear about rob and johnny. they were pipquatting it up last night.
by kaylin*&Ashley* March 16, 2008
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pipoca

Uhmm....essa pipoca ta muito boa.
(this popcorn is very delicious)
by Tj Barbalho January 25, 2009
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Piphead

Some one who has a small head for their body size. Also can be characterised by a small jaw and/or large ears. Obviously, some one with a small head, receeding jaw and large ears can be described as "piphead extremis".
While watching the TV we noticed that the presenter was a Piphead. The more we looked the more obvious it became.
by maudibe July 3, 2009
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